said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying
people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil
if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh

me after i fuck
im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
oh hey didn’t see you there sorry I was too busy gaming😂 I’m just an average girl who likes fortnite 😂 I be at home on a friday night with pizza, gaming on my PlayStation 360 while hoes are out getting drunk. they watch makeup tutorials I watch minecraft tutorials 😂 I’m a girl
he’s licking his lips…
he’s checking it twice…
Five minutes left, on his microwave rice